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10/24/2026
A pirate, an explorer, and a very mad hatter walk into lunch… 🏴☠️🗺️🎩 Sounds like the beginning of a joke, but it's just another weekend at Magic Time Machine! Join us for lunch every Saturday and Sunday starting at 11 AM in San Antonio. You never know who might pull up a chair! ✨
10/23/2026
There's a whole lot of funny business happening behind the scenes at Magic Time Machine... 👀🎤 Check out our Blind Tiger Comedy Club, where touring comedians take the stage. Find your way to the laughter every Friday at 10 PM and midnight, only at our San Antonio location!
10/21/2026
Napoleon Dynamite has some pretty sweet skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… 🤓 Unfortunately, social skills aren't on the list, GOSH! Catch him at Magic Time Machine, where he's still campaigning for Pedro and wondering where his tots went.
10/17/2026
Between the time travel and dinner table mischief, who's to say a plate of pasta can't be the star of the show?🍝 This National Pasta Day, we're twirling our forks and making absolutely no apologies for our saucy obsession. Come hungry and let the pasta madness begin at Magic Time Machine! 🎭🪄
10/14/2026
Our favorite way to celebrate National Dessert Day? Obsessing over our desserts, of course! 🍰 One look and we’re hopelessly enchanted and already planning our next visit. Desserts at Magic Time Machine are simply worth losing your mind over!
10/12/2026
BEETLEJUICE IS BACK! The handbook for the recently deceased is missing, and someone just summoned a sandworm in the dining room. Whatever you do, DON’T let him convince you to say his name three more times! 💚 💀
10/10/2026
Why choose when you can have both? Our Combination Platters lets you pair two of your favorite proteins on one deliciously satisfying plate. Top sirloin and shrimp? A fairytale pairing we’re happy to tell again and again. ✨
10/09/2026
Choose your potion wisely. 🧪✨ Our drinks are colorful, playful, and just a little bit mysterious. Pick your favorite and let the adventure begin!
10/06/2026
Things are about to get a little shell-shocked. 🍤 Our Fried Fantail Shrimp are ready to shock your tastebuds. It's time to dive into some deliciousness! 🌊
10/01/2026
Psst… 👀 Have you noticed something different at Magic Time Machine San Antonio? The Time Machine is getting a makeover, and the purple is only the beginning. We’ve got a few more surprises up our sleeve, and soon the walls will have a story of their own!
09/30/2026
A tale as old as time: shrimp, alfredo, and a plate of linguine destined to be together. 🥀 Classic, creamy, and comforting, this is one fairytale we’re happy to tell again and again. Be our guest and join us for a meal that’s straight out of a storybook! ✨
09/29/2026
Every fairytale deserves a happy ending, and what better way to end a meal than with cheesecake. 🍰✨ Creamy, decadent, and just sweet enough to make the ending worth waiting for!
09/26/2026
FINALLY. A burger worth making a scene over! Juicy, sizzling patties meet melty cheese, crisp toppings, and buttery buns. There’s a reason we call them “Finally” burgers… because you’ve finally found the burger you’ve been craving! 🤤
09/24/2026
Loki escaped. Thor followed. 🐍⚡ The God of Mischief and God of Thunder are bringing a little Asgardian chaos to Magic Time Machine, just in time for the Avengers: Endgame Encore. Someone really should’ve kept an eye on that Tesseract.
09/22/2026
🚨 SOS: MANDATORY GIRLS NIGHT 🚨 We regret to inform you that staying home is no longer an option. Gather the girls, report to Magic Time Machine, and prepare for food, drinks, characters, and a night you'll never forget. 💅
09/19/2026
A little weekend magic is waiting for you! ✨ Join us for lunch every Saturday and Sunday starting at 11 am to experience the magic even earlier than before!
*Exclusively for our San Antonio location!*
Address
902 NE Loop 410
San Antonio, TX
78209
To reach the restaurant located at Ne Loop in San Antonio, you can take public transport by taking the bus or train to the nearest station and walking to the restaurant from there. Alternatively, if you're driving, take the Ne Loop exit and follow the road until you reach the restaurant. There are parking options available nearby, including street parking and parking lots/garages.
Opening Hours
| Monday |
5:30pm - 9pm |
| Tuesday |
5:30pm - 9pm |
| Wednesday |
5:30pm - 9pm |
| Thursday |
5:30pm - 9pm |
| Friday |
5pm - 10pm |
| Saturday |
4pm - 10pm |
| Sunday |
4pm - 9pm |
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What people say
The Magic Time Machine is a theme restaurant that offers an unforgettable dining experience. What sets this restaurant apart is its zany cast of characters who transport guests to another world. From the moment you step inside, you'll be immersed in a magical atmosphere that will leave you feeling like a kid again. The decor is whimsical and fun, with each room featuring a different theme. The food is also excellent, with generous portions served family-style. But what really makes The Magic Time Machine stand out is its live entertainment at the Mine Shaft on Wednesdays from 8 to 11 pm. With $4 wells and domestic beer, it's the perfect place to unwind after a long day. Whether you're looking for a fun night out with friends or a unique family dining experience, The Magic Time Machine has something for everyone. Don't miss out on the chance to visit this one-of-a-kind restaurant on Ne Loop in San Antonio!
