Tank's Pizza

Tank's Pizza Tank's Pizza is a family-friendly Italian restaurant that has become a favorite among locals for their delicious pizza, making it the perfect spot for birthday celebrations, company parties, and gatherings with friends. With indoor and outdoor seating arrangements, customers can relax while enjoying their meals. The restaurant also hosts events like fight nights with live DJs and games such as connect four, chess, dominoes, and clue on offer. Stop by Tank's Pizza today at N New Braunfels Avenue to get your fix of authentic Italian cuisine.
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Date night doesn’t have to be complicated. 🍕❤️Good pizza, your favorite person, nonstop laughs & conversations that last...
10/26/2026

Date night doesn’t have to be complicated. 🍕❤️

Good pizza, your favorite person, nonstop laughs & conversations that last way longer than you planned. 🤭

Whether it’s your first date or your hundredth, Tank’s is always a good idea!

📍 Tank’s Pizza | San Antonio, TX

Send this to your favorite person. Your next pizza date is calling! 👀🍕

👻🪩 Get ready for a SPOOKY & FUN night of creativity! 🎨✨Join La Craftrina at Tank’s Pizza for our Disco Ghost Mosaic Craf...
10/22/2026

👻🪩 Get ready for a SPOOKY & FUN night of creativity! 🎨✨

Join La Craftrina at Tank’s Pizza for our Disco Ghost Mosaic Craft Night! 🖤👻 Create your own sparkly ghost mosaic while enjoying a fun night out!

👯 Grab a friend, come get crafty, and let’s make some spooky memories!

SpookySeason

🍕😂 THICK CRUST COMEDY — OCTOBER 22! 🎤🔥🚨 SATX, your Thursday night plans are looking a little unhinged… and we fully supp...
10/21/2026

🍕😂 THICK CRUST COMEDY — OCTOBER 22! 🎤🔥

🚨 SATX, your Thursday night plans are looking a little unhinged… and we fully support it. 😈
We’ve got a fresh lineup ready to make you laugh, question your morals, and possibly snort a drink through your nose. 😂🍻

🎤 THIS WEEK’S LINEUP:
🔥 Hector Chapa — 
😂 Ben Briones — Benjamin Briones | Comic
🎭 Xavier Jackson — Xavier Jackson
🤣 Tom Sanchez — Tom Sanchez
💥 Jahmil Jaxson — Jahmil Jaxson comedy
🎤 Jon Andrew — Jon Andrew
😈 Mother Daddy — Amber Greene
🎶 MUSIC BY:
🎧 Yvng Frito — 𝔉𝔯𝔦𝔱𝔬𝔰

🍕 THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s b**r
💨 $25 ho**ah
🍴 Buffet from 6–8 PM
👨‍🍳 Adults: $15.99 | Kids: $9.99

🥂 HOW TO GET FREE CH*****NE:
✨ RSVP with 4+ people
🍕 Order a large 1-topping pizza
🍕 Order 4 personal 1-topping pizzas

🎟️ FREE ENTRY. FREE TABLES. BIG LAUGHS.

📲 Reserve your table: DM Ryan Herrera
Come hungry, bring your loud friend, and leave your dignity at the door. These jokes might be cheaper than therapy, but the emotional damage is complimentary. 😂🍕🥂

📍 Tanks Pizza | Thursday, October 22

Tank’s Pizza is your 🚨OFFICIAL🚨🏈FOOTBALL 🏈HEAD QUARTERS $7 U CALL ITS DURING 1st & 3rd Quarters LRG (2) TOPPINGS 🍕(...
10/17/2026

Tank’s Pizza is your

🚨OFFICIAL🚨
🏈FOOTBALL 🏈
HEAD QUARTERS






$7 U CALL ITS DURING 1st & 3rd
Quarters

LRG (2) TOPPINGS 🍕(10) WINGS 🐥
& 2 LITER $40

🍕 PERSONAL (1) TOPPING (5) WINGS 🐥 & A COLD B**R 🍺 $19.99

Online orders available on:

Door Dash
Grub Hub
Uber Eats
Slice

📍 Tank’s Pizza 902 N New Braunfels Ave San Antonio, Texas 78202

☎️ 210.320.9224

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at TANKS!🚨 Your red flags are showing, your standards are questionable, and your Thursday night p...
10/15/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at TANKS!

🚨 Your red flags are showing, your standards are questionable, and your Thursday night plans just got a whole lot dirtier. 😈🎤

🔥 COMEDY LINEUP:
🎤 John Abraham John Abraham
😂 Laura Lott-Manzano Laura A Lott
🤣 Mitchell McMullen Mitchell McMullen
🔥 Christian King Christian King
🎭 Jymmi Lu Jymmi Lu
😈 Mother Daddy
🎶 MUSICAL GUEST:
J. Nevermore J. Nevermore 🦋🦁🌿🔥

😏 THE PUNCHLINE:
These comedians are about to roast harder than your last situationship. The jokes are dirty, the pizza is hot, and the only thing getting stuffed tonight should be your face. 🍕😂🍑

🍽️ THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s b**r
💨 $25 ho**ah
🍴 Buffet from 6–8 PM
👨‍🍳 Adults: $15.99 | Kids: $9.99

🥂 THREE WAYS TO GET FREE CH*****NE:
✨ RSVP with 4+ people
🍕 Order a large 1-topping pizza
🍕 Order 4 personal 1-topping pizzas

📲 RESERVE YOUR TABLE:
DM Ryan Herrera
🎟️ FREE ENTRY. FREE TABLES. CHEAP PIZZA.
Come laugh at things you shouldn’t say out loud. Your therapist doesn’t need to know. 😈🍕🥂

Girls night plans? We know just the spot! 🍕🤭💕Good food, nonstop laughs, catching up on ALL the tea & conversations that ...
10/11/2026

Girls night plans? We know just the spot! 🍕🤭💕

Good food, nonstop laughs, catching up on ALL the tea & conversations that turn into hours. 🥂✨

Grab your girls and pull up to Tank’s Pizza for a night of good vibes, delicious pizza, wings & all your favorites! ❤️

📍 Tank’s Pizza | San Antonio, TX

Tag the girls you’re bringing! 👯‍♀️

The weather is cooling down but the food at Tank’s is ALWAYS coming in hot! 🍕🍂Crispy wings, cheesy slices, loaded appeti...
10/11/2026

The weather is cooling down but the food at Tank’s is ALWAYS coming in hot! 🍕🍂

Crispy wings, cheesy slices, loaded appetizers… and suddenly sharing doesn’t sound like such a good idea.
Who’s coming hungry?

📍 Tank’s Pizza | San Antonio, TX

What are you choosing today?🔥🍕🍻🍗🥗
10/09/2026

What are you choosing today?🔥🍕🍻🍗🥗

POV: you came to Tank’s for the pizza… then discovered the calzones 😮‍💨🔥Golden on the outside, hot + cheesy on the insid...
10/07/2026

POV: you came to Tank’s for the pizza… then discovered the calzones 😮‍💨🔥

Golden on the outside, hot + cheesy on the inside and stuffed with all the GOOD stuff 🤤 This might just change your usual Tank’s order.

📍 Tank’s Pizza | San Antonio, TX
🍕 More than pizza. Made different. Tastes different.

We’re back this Friday—and every Friday! 🏀🔥Teen Nights with Athletes N Da City: indoor open gym, 10-minute games, and a ...
10/06/2026

We’re back this Friday—and every Friday! 🏀🔥

Teen Nights with Athletes N Da City: indoor open gym, 10-minute games, and a place for teens to come together eat together and do life together

📍 At the Boys & Girls Club on the East Side on MLK
🕗 Every Friday | 8–11 PM

Bring a friend and share this with a family who needs to see it! 🖤💛

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY — THURSDAY, OCT. 8 at TANKS!🚨 “Your weekend starts Thursday… because waiting until Friday is for ...
10/05/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY — THURSDAY, OCT. 8 at TANKS!
🚨 “Your weekend starts Thursday… because waiting until Friday is for people with self-control.” 😈🍕

🎤 HOSTED BY:
Ryan Herrera Ryan Herrera

🔥 COMEDY LINEUP:
Anthony SA Anthony Santoya
Ruben Ruben
Lynne Coco Jessica
Kat Kourakis Kat Fowler
Sweeti TooSweet Sweeti TooSweet
Mother Daddy Amber Greene
🎶 MUSICAL GUEST:
Don Holiday DON HOLIDAY

😂 THE PUNCHLINE:
Come for the laughs, stay for the $5 pizza, and leave with enough stories to make your therapist raise their rates. 😏🍕😂

🍽️ THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS:
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s b**r
💨 $25 ho**ah
🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM
• $15.99 adults
• $9.99 kids

🥂 GET FREE CH*****NE:
✨ RSVP with 4+ people
✨ Order a Large 1-Topping Pizza
✨ Order 4 Personal 1-Topping Pizzas
📲 RESERVE YOUR TABLE:

DM Ryan Herrera
Free entry. Free tables. Cheap pizza.
Dirty jokes, thick crust, and absolutely no judgment for whatever happens after the second glass. 😈🍕🥂

🍕😂🥂 **THICK CRUST COMEDY — THURSDAY, OCT. 1 at TANKS!**🚨 **“New month, same bad decisions. Come get your laugh on before...
09/30/2026

🍕😂🥂 **THICK CRUST COMEDY — THURSDAY, OCT. 1 at TANKS!**

🚨 **“New month, same bad decisions. Come get your laugh on before somebody’s situationship becomes tonight’s punchline.”** 😈🍕

🎤 **HOSTED BY:**
Ryan Herrera Ryan Herrera

🔥 **COMEDY LINEUP:**
Anthony SA Anthony Santoya
Ruben Ruben
Lynne Coco Jessica
Kat Kourakis Kat Fowler
Sweeti TooSweet Sweeti TooSweet
Mother Daddy Amber Greene

🎶 **MUSICAL GUEST:**
Don Holiday DON HOLIDAY

😂 **THE PUNCHLINE:**
The jokes are filthy, the pizza is thick, and your ex is probably somewhere hoping you stay home. **Don’t.** 😏🍕🔥

🍽️ **THURSDAY NIGHT SPECIALS:**
🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza
🍺 $5 Tank’s b**r
💨 $25 ho**ah
🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM
• $15.99 adults
• $9.99 kids

🥂 **GET FREE CH*****NE:**
✨ RSVP with 4+ people
✨ Order a Large 1-Topping Pizza
✨ Order 4 Personal 1-Topping Pizzas

📲 **RESERVE YOUR TABLE:**
DM Ryan Herrera

Free entry. Free tables. Cheap pizza.
**Dirty jokes, loud laughs, and just enough ch*****ne to make your Thursday decisions questionable.** 😈🍕🥂

See you soon📍🍕
09/29/2026

See you soon📍🍕

09/27/2026

Address

902 N New Braunfels Avenue
San Antonio, TX
78202

Directions to the location of these three restaurants on N New Braunfels Avenue in San Antonio are as follows:

Public Transport:
One option is to take the VIA Metropolitan Transit bus routes 11 or 42, which both stop near the intersection of N New Braunfels Ave and Mistletoe Ave. From there, it's a short walk north along N New Braunfels Ave to reach the restaurants.

Driving/Parking:
If driving, take I-35 North or South towards San Antonio, then exit onto North New Braunfels Avenue. Depending on the exact location of the restaurants, street parking may be available nearby, but paid parking lots or garages may also be necessary for some areas.

Opening Hours

Monday 4pm - 12am
Tuesday 4pm - 12am
Wednesday 4pm - 12am
Thursday 4pm - 12am
Friday 4pm - 2am
Saturday 12pm - 2am
Sunday 12pm - 12am

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Tank's Pizza is a family-style restaurant that offers some of the best pizza in San Antonio. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, hosting a company party, or just looking for a night out with friends, Tank's Pizza is the perfect spot. The menu features a variety of delicious pizzas and Italian dishes that are sure to satisfy any craving. But what really sets Tank's Pizza apart is its welcoming atmosphere and friendly staff. From the moment you walk in, you'll feel like part of the family. And with regular events like open mic nights and live music performances, there's always something fun going on at Tank's Pizza. So if you're looking for great food and good times, head over to Tank's Pizza on N New Braunfels Avenue in San Antonio. You won't regret it!