Tank's Pizza

Tank's Pizza is a family-friendly Italian restaurant that has become a favorite among locals for their delicious pizza, making it the perfect spot for birthday celebrations, company parties, and gatherings with friends. With indoor and outdoor seating arrangements, customers can relax while enjoying their meals. The restaurant also hosts events like fight nights with live DJs and games such as connect four, chess, dominoes, and clue on offer. Stop by Tank's Pizza today at N New Braunfels Avenue to get your fix of authentic Italian cuisine.
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06/21/2026

Happy Fathers Day

06/10/2026

Doing some necessary updates!
Can’t wait to see you tomorrow for a night of laughs with an amazing line up of comedians. Reserve your tables now!!

06/02/2026

TANKS CLOSED TODAY FOR

Unexpected HVAC Summer maintenance

05/21/2026

2NITE 8 pm: FREE “Thick Crust Comedy” at Tank’s Pizza with a nationally-touring comedians & a super talented musical guest! 😎🍕🔥 FREE champagne every single Thursday! 🍾👇🏼

3 ways to get FREE champagne:
• RSVP Groups of 4+ people
• Order a Large 1-topping pizza
• Order 4, 1-topping personals ($5 each)

FREE to RSVP: Ryan Herrera on FB (IG) or text 210-986-0860

THURSDAY (5/21) @ 8 pm at Tank’s Pizza: FREE comedy show Featuring Charles Allen, Lyn-Z Andrew’s, Cuzin Berto, De La Stoner, Tony Capobianco, & Lynne Coco! 🤩🙌🏼🎤 And with the Special Musical Guest, DiversiD! 🤯👏🏼🎶🌟 Hosted by Ryan Herrera & Vibes by Champagne Don (Reginald E Flowers). 🥂 Come check us out this THURSDAY (5/21) @ 8 pm- it’s FREE!

📍902 N. New Braunfels Ave., SATX 78202

Thursday (5/14):

05/20/2026

GAME 2 WATCH PARTY 2NITE ON ALL TVS w/ LIVE DJ

$5 U CALL IT DRINKS DURING 2nd & 4th QUARTERS + $5 PERSONAL 🍕ONE TOPPINGS DURING THE GAME

05/16/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks — 5/21
🚨 “The jokes are reckless, the pizza is cheap, and somebody’s situationship is ending tonight.” 😈

🎤 Lineup: De La Stoner  Tony Capobianco  Lynne Coco  Cuzin Berto  Lyn-Z Andrews  Charles Allen  Mother Daddy

🎶 Musical Artist: DiversiD

😂 Punchline: This lineup is messier than drunk texting “you up?” to the wrong person. 🍕😂

🍽️ Thursday Night Specials: 🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza 🍺 $5 Tank’s beer 💨 $25 hookah 🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM • $15.99 adults • $9.99 kids

🥂 Ways to get FREE champagne: RSVP 4+ people • Large 1-topping 🍕 • 4 personal pizzas
DM to lock in your table

Pull up hungry. Leave with stories you can’t tell at work.

05/12/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks — 5/14
🚨 “This is what happens when comedians make worse decisions than the audience.” 😈

🎤 Lineup: Ray Martinez Jonathan DeLaCruz Chad-O Alonzo Cantu Jessica Ramirez Mother Daddy Travis Paramour
🎶 Musical Guest: Javi Bazaldua

😂 Punchline: This lineup is more chaotic than a family group chat after two margaritas. 🍕😂

🍽️ Thursday Night Specials: 🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza 🍺 $5 Tank’s beer 💨 $25 hookah 🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM • $15.99 adults • $9.99 kids

🥂 Ways to get FREE champagne: RSVP 4+ people • Large 1-topping 🍕 • 4 personal pizzas
DM to lock in your table

Pull up hungry. Leave louder.

05/04/2026

🍕😂🥂 THICK CRUST COMEDY at Tanks
🚨 “Don’t come to this show… unless you’re ready to laugh at things you shouldn’t.” 😈

🎤 Lineup: Candy Alva Bobby Peña III  Chris Longoria  Skip Pettit  Uncle Sam  Ronnie Fryar  Mr. Wendell  Mother Daddy
🎶 Musical Guest: Kro

😂 Punchline: If you don’t laugh tonight… check your pulse. If you do laugh, don’t worry—we won’t tell your boss what you laughed at. 🍕😂

🍽️ Thursday Night Specials: 🍕 $5 single-topping personal pizza 🍺 $5 Tank’s beer 💨 $25 hookah 🍴 Buffet 6–8 PM • $15.99 adults • $9.99 kids

🥂 Ways to get FREE champagne: RSVP 4+ people • Large 1-topping 🍕 • 4 personal pizzas
DM to lock in your table

Pull up. Bring friends. Laugh irresponsibly.

04/28/2026

Thanks for inquiring about TANKS SUNDAY FUNDAY 30+ Fellas 25+ Ladies
For BIRTHDAYS we offer FREE BDAY FLYER (Regular) one COMPLIMENTARY TABLE of either 4,6 or 8. Your choice of a complimentary table is either yellow, blue or gray. Each additional table is $28. We will also give you a 🍾🥂 FREE MiMOSA SET UP or you could upgrade to a MIMOSA TOWER for $30 Extra. Regular tables of 4,6 or 8 are $25. All sections are either $53,$78 & $103

Regular Flyers (No Charge)
Custom Bday Flyers $15

Address

902 N New Braunfels Avenue
San Antonio, TX
78202

Directions to the location of these three restaurants on N New Braunfels Avenue in San Antonio are as follows:

Public Transport:
One option is to take the VIA Metropolitan Transit bus routes 11 or 42, which both stop near the intersection of N New Braunfels Ave and Mistletoe Ave. From there, it's a short walk north along N New Braunfels Ave to reach the restaurants.

Driving/Parking:
If driving, take I-35 North or South towards San Antonio, then exit onto North New Braunfels Avenue. Depending on the exact location of the restaurants, street parking may be available nearby, but paid parking lots or garages may also be necessary for some areas.

Opening Hours

Monday	4pm - 12am
Tuesday	4pm - 12am
Wednesday	4pm - 12am
Thursday	4pm - 12am
Friday	4pm - 2am
Saturday	12pm - 2am
Sunday	12pm - 12am

Website

http://www.tankspizzas.com/

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What people say

Tank's Pizza is a family-style restaurant that offers some of the best pizza in San Antonio. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, hosting a company party, or just looking for a night out with friends, Tank's Pizza is the perfect spot. The menu features a variety of delicious pizzas and Italian dishes that are sure to satisfy any craving. But what really sets Tank's Pizza apart is its welcoming atmosphere and friendly staff. From the moment you walk in, you'll feel like part of the family. And with regular events like open mic nights and live music performances, there's always something fun going on at Tank's Pizza. So if you're looking for great food and good times, head over to Tank's Pizza on N New Braunfels Avenue in San Antonio. You won't regret it!

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